Broccoli Man™ Appearances!
If you have any news clippings, photos, or video, please contact me.
BROCCOLI MAN™ IN GERMANY!
German entertainment magazine "TV Movie" included Broccoli Man in an article on famous "Gemüse" (vegetables).
BROCCOLI MAN™ LIVING IT LARGE!
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CBS [643k WMV] · FOX [716k WMV]
CBS closing segue [621k WMV]
Broccoli Man™ appeared at the baseball game yet again, this time for Mascot Night - that time when all the large advertising characters come out and play. Or that time when evil children punch the Pillsbury Dough Boy in the stomach for the 1000th time and rip off some of Broccoli Man's buttons!
BROCCOLI MAN™ WINS AT THE BALL GAME!
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FOX [1.6 meg WMV] · CBS [593k WMV]
Broccoli Man™ appeared at the baseball game for "Alien Night" - the Portland Beavers vs. the Las Vegas 51s on May 24, 2002. There was a prize for best alien costume and guess who won? Broccoli Man!™ Your favorite humanoid vegetable will be traveling to beautiful Roswell, New Mexico! Check out the support from FOX news anchor Shauna Parsons! Thanks Shauna!
BROCCOLI MAN™ MIXES WITH SPACE ALIEN WANNABEES!
Broccoli Man™ appeared at the annual UFO convention in McMinnville, Oregon to spread the broccoli gospel. Broccoli Man™ cleverly capitalized on the fear of aliens by scaring people into eating broccoli. Whatever works!
BROCCOLI MAN™ IN ANOTHER MAGAZINE!
FHM Magazine recently ran that same photo of yours truly in the September 2001 issue, #14. On page 60 is a blurb and small photo from the "porn protest" in Portland, OR on February 11, 2001. Read below for details on this important protest that has now graced the pages of two major magazines!
A LETTER FROM THE PRESIDENT!
Naturally I had to write the President to thank him for his stance on that most important of issues - broccoli! Here is the thank-you card I received in response. Not many vegetables get thank-you cards from the President!
BROCCOLI MAN™ IN THE UK?!
Bizarre Magazine in the UK recently ran a photo of yours truly in the Summer 2001 issue, #46. This issue features a small blurb and large photo (spanning pages 44 & 45) from the "porn protest" in Portland, OR on February 11, 2001. This event started as a protest against the affects of pornography on pets. You are probably aware that some dogs have gone blind from second-hand pornography. An even greater tragedy, of course, is the torture received by vegetables during masturbation scenes in the making of these films, so Broccoli Man™ joined the cause.
BROCCOLI MAN™ MEETS
|"Yes, I eat broccoli. I don't eat it every day, but once a week is ok."
|- Governor Jesse Ventura|
JESSE VENTURA! 9/23/00
SEE THE NEWS COVERAGE! FOX [489k WMV]
Jesse was a tad surprised to see a giant stalk of broccoli at his book signing at Powell's Books in Portland, Oregon, but he smiled and answered that ever important question none the less.
BROCCOLI MAN™ MEETS BUSH! 5/16/00
|"I like the tops but not the stalks"
|- President George W. Bush|
SEE THE NEWS COVERAGE! [2.6 meg AVI file]
Much thanks to "Oregon's 12" for the coverage!
This time Broccoli Man™ joined the supporters and asked George that age old question we've all been dying to know - how does he feel about broccoli? Now you know the answer, and it's certainly good enough for me. Heck, I prefer the tops myself. Turns out George had heard of me before - he asked me "are you Broccoli Man™?". George was a great sport and when he posed for this picture, many news cameras shot pictures. Broccoli Man™ could be all over the world this time! A nice secret service lady asked me to assume Human form, so I obliged.
BROCCOLI MAN™ ON THE NEWS! 7/7/99
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Broccoli Man™ has no interest in politics, except where
broccoli is concerned! Therefore Broccoli Man™ appeared at a George Bush Jr fund raiser in
Portland, Oregon on July 7th to protest the bad rap his father gave to broccoli. Broccoli
Man™ appeared on 3 segments of local CBS affiliate KOIN6 news in Portland Much thanks to
KOIN6 news for all the coverage. Think about this: since Broccoli can reduce the risk of heart disease and
cancer, it can affect the lives of EVERYONE and therefore is clearly more important than any other
political issue! EAT YOUR BROCCOLI!!!
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